I changed my user name. [COLOR blue][B]STANDARD MEMBERS CAN EMAIL AND FLIRT WITH ME. GIVE IT A TRY, I'D LOVE TO HEAR FROM YOU. Be sure to let me know if I can be of [I]service[/I]. [/B][/COLOR] My intro line says most of what I believe. As Popeye put it so well: I am what I am and that's all that I am. So many people on here, mostly women, say they want honesty, so here it is: 1)I live alone. 2)Horny is not a state of mind, it is where I live. 3)I am NOT looking for Ms Right, been there done that too many times (and got the t-shirts and hats to prove it). If it happens later on, I'd like that, but not right now. 4)I don't dislike anyone, I just don't have the patience for any BS. In fact I generally like most people I meet, just won't play any stupid games. If you play those games with me I'll be gone like a fart in the wind. 5)If you are interested, say so and lets start a conversation. I'm really easy to talk to, as many have told me. 6)I'm a very private and reclusive per because I'm tired of being hurt by those I trust. That said, I'll tell you anything about me you want to know, all ya gotta do is ask. I like real people because that is who I am. If you are looking to have fun with a guy who is the "real deal", but don't want complicated entanglements, here I am. Yes, I'm kind of an old fart, but I can still get it up and love to have sex in any way shape or form. If you are looking for discreet, I am the height of discreet when I need to be. People talk about baggage, but the truth they ignore is that we all have the damn stuff. I just do my best to leave mine wrapped up on a shelf and live in the moment. I'm retired and moderately disabled, but love to have a good laugh with a friend or two, can't stand crowds, and prefer to live in the country. Have a small trailer near Rushville, out on the "prarie". "Come" for a visit; I give a pretty good tongue lashing. Oh, I do great back rubs and sensuous full body massages. :D Forget about what you think you want, be honest and go for what you really want.B) WARNING: Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications[COLOR red][/COLOR]

My Ideal Person I enjoy a romantic partner who likes to cuddle, loves to live in the country, and adores animals. As I said, not really looking for anything permanent for now, but if you want a FB, FWB, or NSA, I'm your guy. I like people, but one or two at a time and don't do crowds, so if you can handle that and being with someone who has a deep, dry (as the Sahara) sense of humor, loves word play, and isn't looking for long term, you could well be the one, or at least the one for now. I prefer one person at a time, or couples. I'm clean, d/d free and expect the same from others.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Eagles, Bob Seeger, Jimmy Buffet, Garth Brooks, numerous
country acts.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, A little of each, Willingness to discuss and try new things.

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Julia Roberts. She seems like a kind person, and has a great
smile.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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