I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it. I couldn’t resist joining this site, with all of these beautiful women. I feel like a in a candy store, scared to pick one, because the other one might be better and last longer, or have better teeth. I’m getting out my best rope and my fastest iron , and when the dust settles, I hope to be the one who lassos your heart. (That sounded romantic, huh)…Actually, I am not looking for my "Ideal match" she will find me. She must be breathing and have a detectable pulse, mentally stable or on meds, and be ready for adventure. Now, I don’t expect at my age that I’m gonna get a movie star, but would like to at least get someone not feeding off the bottom of the gene pool. I'm a big man, think Hose Cartwright of Bonanza. I may not be the best looking in the race, but just remember "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"….. My friends say that I am a sweet, honest, compassionate man, but they may just want to borrow money, so you’ll have to be the judge of that for yourself…. Once you’ve had one of my sweet, soft, long, slow, deep, wet country kisses that lasts for 3 days, you will chunk rocks at other men…. I’m single and love my life, but would like to find a good woman, and maybe think about a lasting relationship. I miss those morning Toe duels. Talk about fore play, I get all fuzzy just thinking about it…. Kisses and hugs to all of you, and remember, you cant ride if you don’t get it started….I’m self employed, and I really like my job, but my boss is a prick, I’ve always been a bit of a wanderer or traveler, and adventure seeking is a passion of mine. I can’t seem to get the travel bug out of me, I’ve just started planning another trip to Cozumel for this year. So today is your lucky day, you’ve just stumbled upon an intelligent, witty, successful, stable single guy. What a great catch! That sounds like something that’s going to be added to the endangered species list doesn’t it, so you better act fast!

My Ideal Person This is very difficult. Who does one trust anymore? Is your profile honest when you say who you are and what you are looking for? Well, if you can't be honest with yourself, you can't be honest with me. Honesty, that is the most important quality a person can have…. If you have major baggage, are sexually repressed, or have issues with men, please don't contact me…. As far as looks go, the most beautiful woman in the world with the personality of a dead fish might be fun for a short time, but wouldn't hold my attention very long. I like intelligent, humorous women first and foremost. If you think you are what I'm looking for, I figure we can talk, and see how it goes. If we don't click for a relationship, so what, I've possibly met another good friend.