I could tell you I am 10", huge biceps, abs of steal bla bla bla and be the same as every other guys intro... but I can't be bothered. So I am going to make up a more interesting story... After receiving a sporting scholarship to Oxford University, I graduated with first class honors and topped the year. But this just wasn't satisfying my sense of adventure, I felt I needed to break out a little. So I joined the air force, with the desire to serve the people of this fine land, and to create a better world. However, while on a mission in Australia I flew low over the Great Barrier Reef, just a few feet from the ocean, I chased pods of dolphins admiring their grace in the water. Unfortunately, I was a little distracted and dropped a Little too low, just clipping the water. This forced me to take emergency action and dispose of my live rockets and bomb cargo, to enable a steep and rapid accent. It was with regret that I noticed one of the rockets connecting with a large hump back whale and the other with a boat load of tourists. Shocked and horrified, I decided that, from that moment forward, I would be a marine biologist to save whales from stray rockets. This was thoughtful of me I know, but to be honest I knew I could survive on the earnings of my acting in Adult films, porn pays quiet well these days, and this could also be subsidised by earnings from my ladies fashion design companies. Now I have a only one small void in my life, I am looking for the right woman to share my spoils with. It is hard to find someone who enjoys a fit, strong, intelligent man, who cares about animals, has lots of interesting stories for dinner parties and is ridiculously wealthy from designing womens fashion... oh and the large porn star penis tends to put women off too.... so what to do hey?

My Ideal Person I would like a woman to be alive, warm, with hair on her head, has teeth, knows how to use soap AND shampoo, who's lips and cheek muscles work by pulling up at the sides from time to time and to open the mouth from time to time to allow entry of one famous penis.

She should also be on an Olympic team of some description, a Michelin Star chef and her father should definitely own more than one brewery.

Not picky really. Just someone fun!