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I had that chance. Her name was Rachel. 9/4/2007
She lay back on her bed. Rachel's sexiness was all engrossing.
Her olive skin covered her limbs like the yellows, greens
and tans of Van Gough Dandelion ‒ symbiotic in his shades.
<br>
Rachel was truly the sexiest woman that men had ever seen.
She was a striking ‒ the kind one writes ballots about.
<br>
I was touched by her essence, which shone brilliantly ...
3 Comments, 324 Views,
18 Votes
,2.17 Score
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ARE YOU OBSESSED? 8/28/2007
ARE YOU OBSESSED?
Ever since Eve convinced Adam that it was better "her
way, " certain women have had an extraordinary power
over men. Samson allowed his mighty strength to wane for
a flirtatious Delilah, Mark Anthony risked the wrath of
Caesar and all of Rome for Cleopatra's attention,
and who could forget that, it was for the love of Guenevere
that the perfect friendship ...
1 Comments, 83 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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My wifes new car 8/28/2007
My wife dont like the new car i just got her for christmas
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She says she wants something that goes fr 0 - 160 in 3 seconds
So Ime buying the fat cunt some bathroon scales
1 Comments, 161 Views,
7 Votes
,3.55 Score
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English Translations 8/28/2007
Women's English: -----------------
1 Yes = No 2 No = Yes 3 Maybe = No 4 I'm sorry = You'll be sorry 5 We need = I want 6 It's your decision = The correct decision should
be obvious by now 7 Do what you want = You'll pay for this later 8 We need to talk = I need to complain 9 Sure go ahead = I don't want you to 10 I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
11 You're so manly ...
2 Comments, 88 Views,
10 Votes
,4.58 Score
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The rules from the male side 8/28/2007
We always hear "the rules" from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male
side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON
PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl.
If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it
down.
1. ...
3 Comments, 216 Views,
19 Votes
,6.55 Score
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Adult Gamer Part one 8/28/2007
Game Adults Play Part one
When three four couples get together at someone's
place to have some fun in the weekends, routine sex and swapping
becomes somewhat monotonous. You become used to the body
and a sexual preference of other person's wife or husband
and just having sex with someone other's wife or husband
looses its charm. So introducing some novelty is must.
Therefore you can ...
3 Comments, 170 Views,
9 Votes
,5.56 Score
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Watching the Wife! 8/28/2007
Why do so many guys like to see their wives fucked? Well
they would love 3 way with 2 women, but 2 guys and a girl...NOPE!
I can tell you why...We are afraid of getting touched, coming
into contact with another hard on. Can't help being
just hereto. Just think, you all are at it and you are down
on her and your ass is in the air, WELL, You feel a cock against
your asshole, WoaH doggie. There ...
1 Comments, 115 Views,
3 Votes
,2.94 Score
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Comebacks to Pickup Lines 8/28/2007
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not ...
4 Comments, 94 Views,
9 Votes
,4.49 Score
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Some Sex Oddities 8/28/2007
So can't afford one of those fancy chairs you hang
on the ceiling and she sits above you and you stick your dick
through the hole and into her while she spins. So, you decide
to improvise. That old wicker basket chair will do. So u
cut the hole, hang it up and she gets in, you get in her and
she starts to spin, well, I did say "wicker".
It cuts the hell out of your dick, the commotion breaks ...
3 Comments, 126 Views,
6 Votes
,3.08 Score
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Sex of Ages 8/28/2007
A note to the elderly. Sex is GOOD for You, Good for you
, if you can find someone your age to have it with.
A note to the young, it really is love, the first of many.
We never learned from being teens, it's real love,
and it does break-up, so I say watch the married thing.
A note to the mid aged, just have lotsa fun.
A note to the semi-senior aged, do what you can ...
1 Comments, 83 Views,
4 Votes
,3.25 Score
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I WISH 7/31/2007
A FAT MAN FINDS A LAMP. HIS 3 WIAHES R 2 B SKINNY, WHITE, &
SURRONDED BY PUSSY.THE GENIE SAID *POOF* AND TURNED HIS
ASS INTO A TAMPON....
3 Comments, 244 Views,
12 Votes
,2.09 Score
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Should I use a condom in my sexual fantasies? 7/18/2007
This is all true.
<br>
Obviously, most people decide it's wise to use a condom
for sex outside monogamous relationships. And I agree
with this. However, should I also use condoms for sexual
fantasies that take place only in my own head?
<br>
On the face of it, it's a damn stupid question, because
there's no chance of STD infection OR pregnancy from
a sexual fantasy. So ...
6 Comments, 455 Views,
6 Votes
,0.80 Score
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Women's Date Disasters 6/30/2007
Now Time for the Girls Date disasters.
He farts!
He Fuckin stinks!
His underwear has racing stripes!
He Loves Garlic!
He shows up in a Hyundai Pony!
He forgets his wallet!
He wears a polyester suit!
His cock is too small!
His cock is too big! (I know, no such thing)
He has a dump and doesn't flush! ...
1 Comments, 55 Views,
6 Votes
,3.65 Score
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It Happens! 6/25/2007
Things Can Happen! Things like this:
She smells sweet, nice perfume. That's up there, down
there it's like a fish market.
You, with many oral talents, almost have her there, then
she rips a gassy, smelly FART!
You are in the most passionate of sex and you have cramps,
then the trots!
The starts to lick your asshole and nuts!
I saw it, don't want to ...
3 Comments, 110 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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Do I Cum or Move the Dog 6/24/2007
Oh My, ..First date, well first time we jump in the sack and
we were doing just great. Till the "dog". He
burst through the door and and hopped the bed with ease and
made a b-line for my asshole and her pussy. With a tongue
that makes me envious he covers our nether parts with long
lashes of the famous tongue.Well so much for the first time.
Since then there have been lotsa times. The always ...
3 Comments, 229 Views,
9 Votes
,3.43 Score
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finding friends on AdultFriendFinder 6/2/2007
i don't know if it's just me
but i always thought it weird to see friends on sites like
AdultFriendFinder...but the other day i skimmed across
a picture that was really familiar and lo and behold it was
a friend of mine trying to have some fun on the web... i messaged
her and she was appalled that i found her on here. after talking
on the phone we agreed to get together and ...
1 Comments, 173 Views,
7 Votes
,2.02 Score
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Words of wisdom on the concept of marriage! 6/2/2007
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and
wish you were dead. ********** At a cocktail party, one women said to another, "Aren't
you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man." ********** A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband
Wanted" Next day she received a hundred letter's.
They all said the same ...
4 Comments, 212 Views,
16 Votes
,4.01 Score
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Meet You in Heaven 4/20/2007
After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates
of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet
her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet
table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other
people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw
her and began calling greetings to her -- "Hello"
"How are you! We've been waiting for you!"
"Good ...
2 Comments, 208 Views,
9 Votes
,5.99 Score
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Don't you just love it when... 4/13/2007
your lady friend keeps queefing so much that eventually
she starts laughing!!!!
It's a real trip, that pussy gets so much exercise that
it doesn't know if the dick is coming or going!
All the time I'm stuffing more and more air into it!
Fun times!
2 Comments, 135 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score
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Pre Relationship Agreement! 4/12/2007
P R E - R E L A T I O N S H I P A G R E E M E N T On this _____day of ______, 2007, the party of the first
part___________________________ (herein referred
to as "She"), being of sound mind and pretty
good body, agrees to the following with the party of the
second part _________________________(herein referred
to as "He"): I. 1. FULL DISCLOSURE 1.1 At the commencement of said relationship ...
5 Comments, 255 Views,
10 Votes
,3.19 Score
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what is the real definition of a booty call? 4/3/2007
To me it is a one time thing...but what happens when it is
a recurring thing?
1 Comments, 109 Views,
5 Votes
,2.16 Score
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future 2/26/2007
Q; how do you know your man is thinking about your futue?
A; he asks you to buy him 2 cases of beer instead of one.
0 Comments, 59 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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why is a bride always smiling 2/26/2007
Q; why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle?
A; she knows she doesn't have to give anymore blowjobs
2 Comments, 162 Views,
5 Votes
,4.12 Score
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Blazing Vaginas 2/26/2007
I remember it like it was yesterday....
My wife (Mrs. 30somethings) and I were enjoying "The
company of others" in front of a very enthusiastic
audience. The young lady I was with, was very receptive
to my advances (She was buns up kneelin' and I was a wheelin'
and a dealin')
During the course of the thrusting I pulled just a little
too far out and low and ...
1 Comments, 307 Views,
8 Votes
,3.94 Score
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She Called Me "The Doodler" 2/26/2007
I had a college girlfriend who was the most orgasmic squirter
I've ever seen. At the same time, I could shoot a load
four or five feet as well.
Eventually I was named, "The Doodler"!
0 Comments, 56 Views,
1 Votes
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crazy stuff 2/26/2007
hey there i had a exgrilfreind that said here botfreind
use a a potato on her that crazy
0 Comments, 142 Views,
3 Votes
,0.49 Score
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condoms safe ?? 2/26/2007
Condoms are not as safe as people seem
to think.
My mate had a condom on and he
got hit by a bus !!...
0 Comments, 69 Views,
5 Votes
,1.84 Score
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Girls Vs. Grown Women 2/24/2007
Girls Vs. Grown Women
<br>
1.GIRLS leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy
to call and make plans.
GROWN WOMEN make their own plans and nicely tell the guy
to get in where he fits in.
<br>
2.GIRLS want to control the man in their life.
GROWN WOMEN know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't
need controlling.
<br>
3.GIRLS check you for not calling them. ...
0 Comments, 166 Views,
11 Votes
,5.22 Score
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Accidental Anal! 1/28/2007
Has anyone (women) ever been accidently rammed in the ass
while having fast hot and hard sex?
10 Comments, 566 Views,
20 Votes
,4.66 Score
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50 THINGS GIRLS WISH GUYS KNEW... 1/12/2007
1. dont tell us when you think other girls are hot.
2. whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say
during commercials.
3. if you dont act like soap-opera guys, dont expect us to
dress like Victoria Secret models.
4. mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. there is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. we think about you all the time.
7. this is how we see it . . . Don't ...
4 Comments, 533 Views,
43 Votes
,6.64 Score
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