AdultFriendFinder speak decoded
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Posted:Aug 21, 2013 4:14 pm
Last Updated:Sep 15, 2021 4:54 pm
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Last week I posted a video on my profile. While Solly told me to expect an increase in the email I received as a result of us posting it on both our profiles, I seriously had NO idea what to expect, and most certainly didn't expect to get the volume of emails that I did. That being said, I have to say it was quite flattering to know that so many people not only watched my video and enjoyed it, but were so inspired to write me an email telling me so.
Thank you if you wrote to me after watching the video. That was nice of you to reach out and let me know what you think. Unfortunately, after reading a lot emails, I am a bit confused. Several of you were very direct and forthcoming in your correspondence to me. Thank you for being so direct.
Hot video. Thanks for sharing.
Awesome vid! Interested in a pussy pounding?
Wow! Your video gave me a hard on
Others of you, however, were a bit more vague.
Hi
What's up?
Thought I'd say hello
Would love to meet to see if we have chemistry
This all got me thinking. What did he really mean? Maybe he does just want to say hi. Nah, who comes on this site just to say hi to people? Maybe he's interested in more. Maybe not. Dang. What the hell does that mean? So wanting to read something deep into it all, I thought more about what people write and perhaps what they mean. Solly and I were having a conversation about AdultFriendFinder emails the other day. He has some of the same pet peeves that I do about emails. If you ask people to email you more info, the least you can do is reply. If you're going to email someone, please read their profile if you can, and hey perhaps even reference some of the info there so we know you're paying attention. If you can't read it that's ok - we do look to see if you're a silver or gold member. If you can but don't well then you're just being lazy.
Having gone through a few hundred emails in the past week, I think I may have gotten better at interpreting what people mean. To that end, and as a means to share my newfound knowledge with you all, I've pulled together the below table to help me decipher, decode and decrypt what I think people on AdultFriendFinder really meant in their messages. Maybe I'm right, maybe I'm guessing, maybe I'm wrong, I don't really know. This is just what I think for now anyway.
| What they say | What a man means | What a woman means | Hi,
Hey,
How are you? or
What's up? | I want to fuck you | Hello. Tell me something about yourself that won't make me run for the hills | | You're pretty/cute | I want to fuck you | I might let you fuck me | | I would be interested in meeting you | I want to fuck you | I could see you and me fucking | | Maybe we could grab some dinner/drinks | I want to fuck you | Let's meet so I can decide if I want to let you fuck me | | You're sexy | I want to fuck you | I could let you fuck me | | I think we could be a great fit | I want to fuck you | I would let you fuck me | | I feel something special about you | I really want to fuck you | I want to fuck you | | I want to fuck you | I want to ravage and physically assault you with my flesh pole | I want you to bang me like a screen door in a hurricane | | I've been thinking about you | I want to fuck you again | I wonder who else you are fucking | | Let's keep it casual | I enjoy fucking but that's it | I haven't decided if I want to fuck you | | I'm not interested in dating right now | I enjoy fucking but that's it | I don't think I want to fuck you | | I miss you | I can't stand the thought of you fucking another guy | I miss you and especially your cock | | I need some time/space | I want to fuck someone else | I want to fuck someone else | | I have a stomach ache | I have to take a massive dump | I have horrific PMS cramps | | I think we should start seeing other people | I'm emotionally retarded so let's just fuck | I've met this guy who makes me wetter than Seattle in October and I can't wait to fuck him | | She/He has a great personality | She's got a great pussy | He's got a massive cock | | I'm not attracted to her in that way | I want to fuck her | I could easily see us having a tickle fight under the sheets if I had one too many glasses of wine | | I'm not bi | I could suck a cock if I had enough to drink | I could eat a pussy if I had enough to drink | | I’m hungry | I want to fuck you | Let's get something to eat | | Make me a sandwich | Make me a sandwich (lol sometimes you're just hungry) | Make me a sandwich |
As always, comments or additions always welcome!!
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Not fucking in the corona era?
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Posted:Jul 25, 2020 9:09 am
Last Updated:Apr 17, 2024 8:5 pm
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It's been about 8 months since I hooked up with someone. My 2nd to last project before WFH was mandated by work. My last project was brief and international so I didn't get action while battling jetlag. Had I known it would be my last oppty to fuck for z while I would have made it happen.
That being said, I am honestly surprised by the number of people messaging me seeking a hookup. Are you not aware there is a virus going around out there? If you are trying to meet up with strangers right now you are rolling the dice. There is no way of telling who is a carrier unless they get tested, and it's still really hard getting a test on most urban areas. These tests are probably more important than vd tests to be honest because this shit can kill you.
Public service announcement: Stay 6 feet away from each other. Wear a mask. Stay home if you don't have to be out for work. Get your food delivered if you have that option. Be safe.
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Today's troll
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Posted:Feb 17, 2019 11:08 am
Last Updated:Sep 15, 2021 4:56 pm
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I have no idea where whis came from, from under what rock this guy crawled, or what spurred this on.
The only thing I will say is that it is spelled CONCEITED you moron.
If you're going to try to insult me at least do it properly.
Unless....
con·cede /kənˈsēd/
verb; past tense: conceded; past participle: conceded
1. admit that something is true or valid after first denying or resisting it.
"I had to concede that I'd overreacted"
2. surrender or yield (something that one possesses).
"to concede all the territory he'd won"
Nah, I don't concede that I am correct and he is a moron.
...and Blocked.
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Would you want to know???
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Posted:Oct 29, 2018 4:01 pm
Last Updated:Dec 3, 2018 10:25 pm
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Would you want someone who read your profile to tell you it turned them off? Would you want to know if one of your pics made me want to get a penicillin shot? Just wondering if silence is really golden...
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I miss "my" boobs
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Posted:Oct 8, 2018 8:31 am
Last Updated:Sep 15, 2021 4:57 pm
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October is breast cancer awareness month.
It's widely known that 1 in 8 women will develop invasive breast cancer in their lifetime. I am one such woman. I was diagnosed in August 2017. Following that fateful call from my GP, my life became a whirlwind of tests, procedures, biopsies, more tests, more biopsies, surgery, chemotherapy and radiation treatments for 6 solid months. I took a leave of absence from work, ended up in the ER three times during my treatments, lost all my hair, was tired and just plain hurting more than I can put into words, and cried more times than I can count.
I hate to say that what I now know about breast cancer and all its treatments is more than I ever thought was humanly possible. It was seriously weird focusing entirely on one thing, including myself, for such a long time, but you gotta do what you gotta do. People who know me know that I wouldn't take this without a big fucking fight, which was of course what I did. And now, over a year later and with all my heavy hitting treatments behind me, I am now nearly 8 months into a 5 year long-term chemotherapy treatment regimen. Basically I take a pill every day.
It took me a long time to share this information outside of my family and very close friends, and I mostly did it when I did because of breast cancer awareness month. The same is true here. I had only told one close friend from AdultFriendFinder when I was diagnosed, and maybe 3 other AdultFriendFinder friends a few months later.
Only a few people have seen my treated breast. I miss my old boobs. One which is untreated/no cancer still looks the same of course. The other is just not. Scars from my surgery. Permanently darker/tanned from my radiation. A clear divot on one side from the lump the surgeon removed. And while it's not that significant compared to what I know other women have had to endure, it is sometimes more than I can deal with so I block it out of my mind and try my damndest to think of something else. This approach is sometimes not as successful as other times.
It's petty in the grand scheme of things, I know. But I miss my boobs. I miss them being the same. I miss them being mine. One feels like it's not MY boob anymore, if that makes any sense. I've been thinking about fat injections to fill out the divot in an attempt to get it more like what I remember my boob to be. I think that's the part that bothers me the most. Or maybe a tattoo there to disguise it all. I'm not sure... I just miss my boob.
To all my girls out there, please check yourself regularly and if you're due get a mammogram soon. Your boobs may indeed try to kill you, but you don't have to let them win. Cancer can suck it.
A pic I took today.
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Read a profile. It's there for a reason.
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Posted:Oct 4, 2018 5:54 am
Last Updated:Oct 29, 2018 3:56 pm
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I like to think my profile description is helpful. It's pretty concise yet has some relevant tips, especially about emails. Here's someone who didn't bother to read it. Sigh...
amn you are hot as fuck. are you interested
9/27/2018 12:55 am
I like talking after sex
9/27/2018 12:56 am
name tag was a family bday type thing for my uncle
9/27/2018 4:33 am
Here is another one today
9/27/2018 9:35 am
youre hard to get in touch with
10/2/2018 10:13 pm
Is no one serious about meeting on this site? This site is so damn buggy..
10/3/2018 5:04 am
Sorry I bothered you...…. (Sincere or sarcastic? The dots are confusing)
10/4/2018 12:51 am
We could have had some fun and I love older women...oh well you are missing out on someone that fucks like no one else ttyl
10/4/2018 12:53 am
So... yeah. That's kind of a lot of one way emails in 3 days, right?
Lesson for the day: read the profile. It may save you from being "that guy" some day.
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Fucking spell correctly, dammit
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Posted:Feb 9, 2017 6:46 am
Last Updated:Oct 4, 2018 5:37 pm
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I haven't posted for a while, so apologies to my subscribers for the long absence.
This is a rant. Pure and simple. I've been experiencing this for too long and today's addition was the tipping point. Too many people on this site are either fucking lazy or really just that stupid. If you're going to copy and paste the same message to people over and over and over again, the least you could do is SPELL and use GRAMMAR correctly.
Fuck! Is that really too much to ask for??
Case in point:
"OUR food is getting cold." See the difference? Damn. This isn't twitter, where you are limited to 140 characters. Take one minute and do it right.
Rant over. Be glad this wasn't about politics.
We now continue with our regularly scheduled programming.
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Holy cow!
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Posted:Sep 19, 2016 9:24 pm
Last Updated:Sep 28, 2016 10:19 pm
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So I haven't posted for a long while. I just realized that the last time I posted was when I updated my profile location to Texas back in January. Dang that was a long time ago. It is nearly October and apparently I am never going to leave Texas. It was over 105 degrees today. I learned about 2 weeks ago that my project got extended and I will be here for almost another 11 months. I may die here. From boredom. This sucks.
Sigh....
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What's your name again???
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Posted:Dec 8, 2015 2:17 pm
Last Updated:Dec 26, 2015 9:25 am
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So I can't decide whether this is hilarious or sad. I have emailed and messaged someone here for a while. I'm pretty sure I told him my real name too. But we've never met and it's been a while. I can't even remember the last time.
So a couple days ago he messaged me on another site (same profile name) saying "Hey Nancy..." blah blah blah.
My name is not Nancy.
Details matter guys. Seriously 
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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!?!?!
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Posted:Oct 8, 2015 8:02 pm
Last Updated:Dec 26, 2015 9:23 am
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I haven't been on the blog pages for a few weeks. Just basically got slammed at work so haven't had any free time to blog. Got on today to find out that there is some seriously messed up shit going on that is preventing standard members from reading or replying to emails that are sent them, much less being able to send any emails themselves.
This is fucked up.
I get they want people to upgrade to be full members. Capitalism and all. This is not the way to do it. All this is going to do is piss everyone off and drive us all to other sites. Who's with me? You can find me on fet life with the same profile name.
I sent the following feedback email in to the powers that be today:
What the ACTUAL FUCK??? Why can't standard members reply to my emails any more? If this is some kind of sick joke it is not funny. This is a bunch of bullshit, especially considering you implemented that Ambassador program and now all the new members that I am emailing can't reply to me much less read my other messages. That is some seriously fucked up shit. Change it back!!!!
I hope they listen to all the people that are complaining. That kind of bullying pisses me off. Can you tell?
Until next time...
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Today's epiphany...
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Posted:Sep 7, 2015 3:58 pm
Last Updated:Dec 8, 2015 2:20 pm
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This is hilarious and describes my day to day philosophy to a tee!
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To link to this blog (schothot69) use [blog schothot69] in your messages.
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