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Food for Thought?
Posted:Mar 29, 2020 6:45 pm
Last Updated:Mar 30, 2020 1:02 pm
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So, I'm scrolling thru the site tonight and I come across this guy's profile:
( " I'm usually a busy person & time off is precious. Looking for casual dating for now but if our chemistry works out for the best, I'm open for a serious relationship. I am easy going & down to earth and a happy person for the most part that needs his fun. Spontaneous day trips, easy going date night or long weekends going somewhere are what drives me. I am a affectionate person & am not afraid to get creative or change things . Don't be afraid tell how, when or where....communication is key 😉").
Along with 2 pictures of himself...and get this...both with clothes on!!! Could it actually be a real person who's looking for a real relationship?? Maybe someone should put him out of his misery and tell him he's barking the wrong tree!!! ( Poor guy...just tugs at my heartstrings!) I mean...how can he not know? Does he think the men and women in the little videos are playing leap frog? (Although I have say...he is exactly what I would want...but...I'm pretty sure he just has a great marketing team behind him.) Is this the new way of catching women now?? If it is...you're just going confuse the hell out of us!!! I'm tempted message him and find out...but...I think part of me would really be disappointed if he turns out be like the others...he's just better at the catching part. But...if he turns out be true his profile...then he definitely doesn't belong on this site!!! The women will just eat him for breakfast. (Which is fine with me...just as long as i can have him for lunch and dinner! Tempting!! LO.
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Of Mouse and Men...
Posted:Mar 27, 2020 11:01 pm
Last Updated:Mar 31, 2020 6:43 pm
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Aaaannnddd...another one bites the dust!!! Once again...you leave shaking my fucking head!! What is it going take get thru you?? We're really not that hard understand!! We pretty much spell everything out for you...tell you straight out what we want and expect...yet...you either choose ignore us...or.. you're just plain stupid!! I can't decide!! Really...I'm torn!! We give you every opportunity...and sometimes two...yet you still fuck up!! I have to ask myself...again...is it a bad connection somewhere upstairs?? If I whisper in your ear...will it echo?? Please...somebody...just put me out of my misery. I have given guys soooo many chances. Listened to sooo much bullshit...and still gave them chance after chance!! ( I know what your thinking... how stupid could I be?) But...the fact is..I still have a glimmer of hope in humanity, because every now and then...if we look hard enough...we can see it. It comes when we least expect it...which in my opinion...should be now! Especially in light of what our society is facing...being unselfish, considerate and respectful to each other should be paramount. Don't get me wrong...I totally understand the dire situation WE are all facing right now. And WE are all trying to figure this out. But...that's the thing...WE are all in the same boat! I have been trying to instill this mindset into you guys for months now. Stop making excuses...cause you know what...right now...there aren't any. Take time to stop and smell the roses. Because now you have the time. But...they STILL don't get it!! Sooo....you guessed it..." I was working". ( The oldie but goodie....hasn't failed me yet.) Too busy to take one minute to text me hi...just like YOU said you would! Yup....that one simple text could have sealed the deal for you...but...you were too busy "working your ass off". OOHHH... I'm sooo sorry!!! I'll just sit here and patiently wait for YOU!! So whenever YOUR ready...you just give me a call and I'll come a runnin with bells on...or not!!! If thats what you're expecting...you have a better chance of growing a third nut! Here's the best part...when I give him the "what for" and proceed to tell him to stop being selfish...again...he does exactly what every other guy has done. Yup...you guessed it again...he ignores me like the coward that he is. Doesn't even have the decency to apologize. These are the guys the women on here have to deal with...every time we log on.( Lucky us.) Are we dealing with men....or mice? Maybe I just need to build myself a better mouse trap!!
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Stop and Smell the Roses!
Posted:Mar 23, 2020 9:48 pm
Last Updated:Mar 24, 2020 3:50 pm
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Look...we've only been locked down for less than a week...and you guys are already forgetting your social skills??? Come on!!! I know the majority of you have the attention span of a flea...but seriously...it's not that hard to hold a decent conversation.....is it??? Maybe you should take this time to possibly learn a thing or two...maybe even about women? Something i've been trying to drill into your oversized egos this whole time!! ( Oh...i'm sorry...I mean pea sized brains! Ooops!...wrong head...lol.) Needless to say...you guys are really trying my patience. I mean...it's like trying to keep a hat on cat!! You just won't stay still!!! But, maybe this virus is just what you need to stop and pay attention. Listen, learn and remember. How many times did you forego having fun with me because you had to "work"...or "run errands"...or "cut the grass"? Are you maybe regretting that...just a little...right now? We could have been quarantined together...imagine that!!! Nothing but sex allll day!!! ( I can see how that would be a turn-off to you guys though..."sigh".) But...unfortunately...you were too busy. You were needed at work. ( Are you needed now?) I think it's time to re-evaluate your lives. Maybe we all should. Stop taking people and things for granted...because some day...like today...they may not be just sitting around waiting for you when YOU want them...like now. Maybe now's a good time to stop and smell the roses...or better yet... plant some? Remember...mother nature is a woman...and women love flowers!
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I Rest My Case!!
Posted:Mar 5, 2020 9:53 pm
Last Updated:Mar 26, 2020 8:40 pm
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"Do you( want to come over and suck me off?" Really???? What happened to.."Hi...how are you doing tonight?" Come on guys!!! Did I not teach you anything?? I swear...the selfishness and narcissism are still running rampant and trust me...neither will get you a date with a chick!! It will...however...get you ANOTHER date with your couch and left hand!! Stop with the fucking nonsense! Again...we're not gonna jump up and rush over to give YOU a blow job!!! Get real!!(You have a better chance of winning the lottery.) Needless to say...I didn't answer this asshole...nor will I answer any others who's initial contact with me is just as stupid and moronic! I'm sure there are some girls on here who don't mind the bullshit and may even fulfill your requests...but actually finding one...is another story. ( Good luck with that.) Does it really matter that we are on a sex site? Is that reason enough to act like idiots with no moral values? Is that how you were raised...or is it because your gf's or wives emasculate you...so you feel the need to take it out on some stranger on a sex site...who coincidentally...is actually here for the same reason as you!! Again...good luck finding a real woman who actually looks like her pics...(btw...I'm real...AND...my pics are recent...just sayin.). In the meantime...you better start brushing up on your openers...or they'll end up being your closing remarks instead!!!
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The Hand-y Man Can!
Posted:Feb 28, 2020 11:48 pm
Last Updated:Mar 19, 2020 9:26 pm
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I swear...every night I come on here thinking it can't get any worse...then..bam...what do you know...another fucking loser enters the ring!!! What is wrong with you guys???? If you can just stop being selfish narcissists for a minute...you may actually get what you want!!! Why is that so hard to comprehend??? Again...I KNOW this is a sex site...and i THOUGHT you wanted sex...but...apparently your idea of sex involves a couch, a tv and your left hand!!! ( Silly me to think it might actually be a woman!!) What's the problem? Is it our bodies? Our hair? Our tits? Our ass? Or worse...our pussies??? Do you need another birds and bees talk? Oh wait...I know...you think we may get attached...or be disappointed with your "performance". Well...I got news for you...women know how to have meaningless sex too. ( After all, most of you married guys on here already know that...because your wives are doing exactly that...just not with you.) Either get with the program...or...stock up on lotion!! Just wondering...is a dick in the hand worth 2 in a bush??
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Use it or Lose it!!??
Posted:Feb 26, 2020 9:20 pm
Last Updated:Mar 1, 2020 9:48 pm
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OMG...I think I may have discovered this rare disease on AdultFriendFinder!! But...it only affects humans with 2 balls, a dick and half a brain...(ladies, you're safe...phew!)...it's called "Sex-citis"....and...its contagious!!! Apparently what happens is...instead of neurons firing in the brain when a guy is stimulated by a woman on here...the neurons from the dick are fired up...so...when he goes to chat with a woman...its actually his dick thats doing the talking...(following me so far?). So...after they finish chatting... and this of course is after he says "i'll text u tomorrow"... ( because during their whole conversation he's begging to meet...but...they decide to plan something)...and he goes to sleep. Only to wake up the next morning with??? Yup...you guessed it...SEX-CITIS!! Because now...he's actually remembering what his dick told her the night before, but, his brain is saying...run away dickhead!! Did you forget that you don't actually like having sex??? That your afraid of women?? Your dick THINKS it knows what to do with a woman...but your brain is a scared little girl. I think you can have surgery to fix the problem...its called a "Sex-ectomy"! Really...they just have to go in and "snip" the nerve that connects the dick to the brain...( it prevents the neurons from firing and keeps the dick from over-heating...if you know what I mean...lol). Some even claim that the other half of the brain can actually start working again!! ( Well what do you know... a twofer!!) Of course...there's always those annoying little side effects...like limp dick...or...you know...the possibility of it just falling off one day as your walking down the street...( or..maybe in your hand...lol). But, that only affects a small percentage of the population. Lets face it...you really didn't need it cause you weren't using it anyway...remember???
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Alien-nation
Posted:Feb 14, 2020 8:09 pm
Last Updated:Feb 18, 2020 10:03 pm
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I know this is a sex site...we all agree on that...but...I truly have to say that I really don't think i've ever encountered more disgusting people in my life! (I'm talking about the guys of course...but I'm sure some of the women are just as bad!) I mean...are there ANY normal people left on this planet??? Come on...is it really too much to ask to at least try to be somewhat sane and normal!?? ( I would also think that if you were really trying to impress a chick on here...you know...to actually meet for sex...that maybe a normal guy would actually be a turn on...you never know...it might be a new strategy you might want to consider trying. Just a thought...). Anyway...when I think it can't get any worse..( silly me for thinking that)... it does. Then, I finally get that one message that is a complete and total opposite of what I normally get...you know...the.." I want to fuck that sexy ass of yours" message. (And ladies...when you get a message like that...please do yourselves a favor...and just turn and run!) It's an actual..."hi...how are you doing tonight" message. ( Don't get me wrong...alot of messages do start with the "hi...how are you?"...but...they turn ugly real fast!!) But...every now and then...I get that nice message that actually turns into a decent conversation with an actual normal guy! And tonight...i had one. And I have to say...when that happens...it kind of restores my faith in humanity.. a little....just knowing that there are some sane people still walking this earth. And...here's the best part... come to find out...they're looking for the same!! So...there's still hope for mankind...you just have to look" beyond"...and maybe you'll find that needle in a haystack. ( Just not on AdultFriendFinder...it's still a sex site!) I honestly think AdultFriendFinder is just a rest stop on the way to sex hell!!
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Say Cheese!!
Posted:Feb 5, 2020 6:31 pm
Last Updated:Feb 7, 2020 1:40 pm
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I was just wondering...how many "dick pics" does it take to make a whole dick?? And is it really necessary to take that one close up?? ( If I wanted to see pics of every man's penis up close and personal...I would have become a urologist.) I swear...I was looking at one guys profile the other night, and he had 33 pics posted. So...I clicked on the first one...dick pic...second one...dick pic...third one...dick pic...etc.. ( well...you get the gist of this). No lie...every pic on his profile was a dick pic!!! And, if that wasn't bad enough...I think he got every angle imaginable!! Why??? I don't know whether to be dumbfounded or impressed!? Do you think he used a "selfie stick" to get to those hard to reach places? Or...is it just imagination running amok? Maybe he's just flexible like that! It's kind of funny...because...almost every guy that I have chatted with on this site claim that they suck at taking selfies..( which they do). But, when it comes to taking that "dick pic" ...they become experts!! They can take the most perfect shot of their junk...but can't seem to get that phone above their waistline! It's like there's an invisible fence preventing them from reaching their face. Again...why??? We know you have one! The jig is up!! It's just 2 feet north of your dick...easy peasy! Just move your arm up slowly...you'll find it...we know you can...we have faith in you! After all...the penis isn't what defines a man...is it?
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Well I Never...
Posted:Jan 31, 2020 8:56 pm
Last Updated:Apr 1, 2020 6:26 am
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Here we go....so I'm online tonight and i get an Im from a guy saying hi. I respond back hi and with that... he sends a face pic. I'm thinking...he's a good looking guy...I'm gonna keep chatting. But, he also looks a little familiar...so I ask him if we had chatted before. He says, i believe we had. So, I asked what happened? He said, I...(meaning me)... had stopped chatting with him. Honestly, I really don't remember, so i ask him why? He doesn't know why either, but, while we're chatting, i decide to check his profile for more pics and info. There's hardly any info...( astrology sign, willing to relocate, bday and straight and caucasian...i believe...oh and...no pics). So, I figured, he already checked out my profile...which is basically an autobiography...so I thought it was only fair if I asked a few questions and requested a few more pics.( I honestly didn't think anything of it). Well...you would have thought I had just asked for his pin number to his atm card and his right nut!!! He said..."it felt like he was being interviewed and he wasn't into that...I'm out"...that's when the fight started. I shot back with my usual plethora of rants...including...how he thinks 2 pics of him..(.one face...one top of shoulders with face)... shows he has an athletic build! That barely shows your human...let alone you have an athletic build...which btw is a requirement on my profile...if he even read it!!! And pardon me for asking your fucking height and if you are single!!!( Again, both of which are on my profile!). Do you really think that a hi and one face pic is gonna melt my vagina and send me running to you naked??? Get over yourselves!!! Stop acting like little girls on prom night!! Needless to say...I continued with a few more choice sentences and words...but...he couldn't keep up with my typing.( A word of advice...never compete with a pissed off woman when it comes to typing...you'll never keep up!) I think he gave up...smart man.
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Cock-A-Doodle Don't!!!
Posted:Jan 17, 2020 10:37 pm
Last Updated:Jan 22, 2020 4:28 pm
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I'm beginning believe that the majority..(and i mean 99 of the guys on this site are either afraid of with a woman...or...just incapable. ( and by incapable...i mean they don't know what do with a woman...seriously.) And honestly, its pretty pathetic...since once again...this is a site!! Trust , I'm not just making this shit up either. Every day...without fail...guys almost always fall short..and end up doing exactly the thing....running like little girls. God forbid if they ever do what they claim they're so good at doing!!! You know...that thing!! I think that most of you are just scared of ...plain and simple. All you want do is hide behind your "boners"... rather than having with a woman...its the thing you're capable of doing...and be quite honest...it's not laughable... its just plain sad. I'm on because I enjoy having ...plain and simple. And I enjoy the whole aspect of ...meaning...the foreplay, the feel, the touch, the taste, the smell...yes...the REAL act of !!! I thought this site was a vehicle for just such occasions...but...I guess I was wrong. Because once again...I'm highly disappointed with most guys on . a handful of you...( and again...if your reading this...you know you are- and I'm talking about the guys i have had with...)...have proved themselves ...( and some of you still do...thank u for that...and you know how much fun we have together.) I have met some great guys...and will continue to...hopefully...as long as I am single. I love having fun, and I know there are guys on here want that as well...but...in order do that...you gotta bite the bullet and get your asses off the couch and go meet women!!! Stop doodling with your cock and let a chick doodle it!!!
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"Goodwill" Hunting!
Posted:Jan 12, 2020 10:04 pm
Last Updated:Jan 13, 2020 5:47 pm
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I swear...every time I log on to this site, it feels more and more like I'm shopping at freaking Amazon! When I view a guys profile...or he views mine...are we adding each other to our shopping carts? I wonder how much you guys are worth? Do you know? Is a single guy in his early 40's with a stable job, a house and a nice car worth more than a divorced guy with 2 living with him? Is he discounted or marked down because he comes with a damaged ego and baggage? Most times...it does feel like I'm shopping at Goodwill!! (at least at goodwill... I know there are alot of used and damaged "merchandise") but, aren't we all?? We're all marked down in some way or another. Whether it was bad relationships..(which lets face it... most on here are all a product of)...or...bad upbringing. It's true...if you treat people badly, then odds are, thats how you were treated by someone at some point in your life. Or...maybe you're still being treated badly. Still...it's no reason to perpetuate that cycle. I know what your thinking...it's only sex! Yes...it is! But, sex is only the physical part. And in order to get to the physical part...you need to get thru the mental aspect first. That means...establishing a connection thru talk...and that means actually treating people like humans...regardless of how you've been treated in the past, or are now. Even though we may belong on the discount shelves...doesn't mean we have to shop there. Where would you prefer shopping? Do you want "damaged" goods...or do you want normal? Personally, i would much rather shop at Amazon! Let's face it...you can get anything you want there!!
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Me, Me, Me...I, I, I
Posted:Jan 5, 2020 11:11 am
Last Updated:Jan 12, 2020 10:09 pm
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Sooo...correct if i'm wrong...but..this is a sex site...right??? And in order to have sex ...well...you kind of have to meet...(again, thats if you want the physical aspect of sex to take place...and yes...that would be the touching part!). I'm still having a hard time understanding the "how" in this whole process. I know...I know...I've already written about this and have gotten some great feedback..but...still no answers.( More like excuses...and not good ones either.) Just like a good book ..a movie...a day...life!! There's always a beginning..(which seems to be quite easy)...maybe that starts with a ", how r u? What's your " Are you single?( which most lie about anyway). Then, we move on to the middle. ( Thats where all the juicy stuff is..."what r u looking for? what do you like? 's your ")... LOL. Then...nada!!! Where's end?? It's like a dangling participle!! Am I missing something??? Where's the disconnect?? At this point in the conversation...we will have already agreed upon a mutual attraction...( MAYBE by exchanging pics...that is if i don't have to ask half a dozen times for a freaking pic ...I know...I know...guys suck at selfies ( I'll be following up this post with a lesson on selfies...sheesh...the things we women have to do to get laid!!) May I remind you...EFFORT goes a long way in getting something you want...or... is it the chase that does it for you? Is that all you need? You do know that you CAN get women...that is...if you want. It's not hard...we're really slow...pretty easy to catch . Maybe... your not sure what do with us once you do catch us?? Is that the problem?? You suck at sex !!!?? Or...is it an "ego" thing? Does it feel good to have your ego stroked instead of your cock?? Silly me!! What was i thinking? But...hey...whatever floats your boat! ( just stop inviting us onboard a sinking ship!) You would think, that having mind-blowing sex with a woman would be an amazing ego boost. Maybe you do suck at it , (which is sad because...lol...we're on a sex site!) Either way...your still doing it all wrong...at least in my book . Contrary to popular belief..(.and I'm talking about your wives and girlfriends)...women do like having sex !! And we do like to be chased...but...we also like being caught. (wink..wink) So, if you could just give your "egos" a little vacay...maybe we can find the ending we both want and crave...you know...finally finish something for a change. Trust me, your ego will thank you for it!!
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May the best Man Finish?
Posted:Jan 3, 2020 11:25 pm
Last Updated:Jan 7, 2020 9:10 pm
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So...here's a new one... off the press! A guy messages me tonight telling me he's been trying to me...sounds urgent! So, i apologize for missing him...and we start chatting. Long story short...he's married..and far. I tell him, I don't like either...but he insists he could meet at a hotel. And he wants to meet...or so he says. We chat more...he likes exhibitionism ( I don't)... he wants to fuck me doggie style in front of the window at the hotel ( umm...not happenin)...he loves to hear about all my "other" guys...etc..etc. So, me being...well...me...I tell him. I'm not crazy about the window sex, but, I do love sex...and would be willing to meet as long as he can do it easily...( I generally stay away from married because they're too hard to deal with...you know...because of the "wifey"). So, we pick a night...and a tentative place. I ask if he wants my so we can communicate...and he says...no...we'll confirm on here Monday night. Aaannnddd... here we go....I said...thats not how i do this... I need to communicate off the site...or I won't meet... then I tell him, its not gonna happen. Anyway...I was talkin to myself..because...well...crickets. Yup...I guess he got his kicks for the night...fucking with me. How stupid and cowardly can you be?? Instead of fucking with me...he could have actually been fucking me if he wasn't such an idiot!! You guys really don't know anything!!! If your gonna games...at least get thru the first half!!! You wimps punt before the 4th down!!! Are you fucking premature with everything??? Are you capable of actually "finishing" anything??? Just wondering...smh again!
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